REVIEW–Desdemona Darkly: When Mickey met Hugh by Matt Ortiz

Book Title - Desdemona Darkly: When Mickey met Hugh

Author - Matt Ortiz

Stars - 5

Buy Link – AMAZON

Are we rolling?"
"Yes Mr. Sherwood. Just say the lines as we rehearsed."
"Got it."
Mickey nodded and sucked in a lungful of air. Blowing it out, he began. "Welcome to Desdemona Darkly, your premier online site for adult toys and accessories. I'm here to introduce myself and tell you about our site and staff. My name is Mickey Sherwood Co-Founder and CEO of Desdemona Darkly. My staff and I are committed to providing you with only the highest quality intimate products and superb customer service. We have the online site to order from or if you wish, you can speak to one of our customer service team members, if you have questions with your order. You can also call us if you have any questions at all, regarding our products. Our phone lines are open twenty-four seven for your convenience. Making you happy and satisfied is our primary goal, here at Desdemona Darkly. Thank you again for choosing us, for your personal pleasuring needs."
"And cut."
Mickey grinned. "Was that good?"
"Excellent Mr. Sherwood."
Mickey slid out of his chair, grinning. With this new commercial, he was hoping to increase sales for his company. So far everything was a success in his world, except his love life. Phfft, what else is new? Flicking on his phone he checked his messages. He had stopped by the studio to film the commercial before heading to the docks. A customs official, a Mr. Hugh Brannough, was cocking up the shipment of some of their badly needed merchandize. Well Mr. Brannough, I'm coming for you!
A shiver suddenly raced down Hugh's spine, as he sat at his desk at the docks. I wonder what the hell that was about? Shrugging, he went back to work…

This book rocked! Although the title doesn't really tell you much, this is one book I am so glad I read! The characters are incredible and well rounded, the story line is gripping, and the humor is just what I needed. The flow of the book is what really sealed it for me. It is a fast paced book that doesn't drag at any point. I was already a fan of Matt Ortiz, but this book is night and day different than the Oswald witches series. This is funny and crazy, and the sexy bits will melt your e reader.
Mickey is one half owner of Desdemona Darkly, an online retailer of sex toys and other bedroom fun. He is the brains behind the brand. He had begun the company ten years ago with his partner at the time, Dag. Dag is a cross between a Norse god and a man child. He is the PR guy, the schmoozer, the guy everyone wants. After 8 years, the nerdy one, Mickey, and the blonde god, Dag, grew apart. Mickey worked too hard, and Dag got lonely and screwed around. After being apart for 2 years, they were finally getting to being friends. Dag keeps flaunting the men he is dating in Mickey's face, and Mickey is finally feeling like he could date again. But first, they need a shipment that is tied up with customs. When Mickey storms down to the customs office to yell, he meets the beefy, sexy bear of an agent, Hugh. Dressed in his Scottish Kilt, Mickey is drooling by the time he leaves. Hugh is all kinds of attracted to the little spitfire. Hugh is divorced, and has twin boys, Gus and Ferg. His marriage was pushed by the parents, and even his ex, Ethel, knew he was gay and wanted the divorce. They are friends and raising the boys between them. When Hugh tries to help Mickey by bringing the crate to his warehouse as soon as it had cleared customs, he is rewarded with a crate of dildos to the head. Granted, he saved Mickey from it, so all was not for nothing. Their romance, and the drama of pushy ex boyfriends and challenging teenagers is the heart of the story. But you will be rolling from the antics of the staff and the running of an adult online store. This book is a definite must read for all of you who love a great romance. It is also a tale about learning to open your heart, not letting love slip by you because of pride, and also that there is usually a darn good reason why someone is an ex. There is so much that happens in this book, just go buy it and see for yourself. Mickey and Hugh will warm your heart and make you laugh out loud. What else do you need?

Heidi gives Desdemona Darkly: When Mickey met Hugh