REVIEW – Bananaz by Dee Dawning
Book Title - Bananaz
Author - Dee Dawning
Stars - 3
Buy Link – AMAZON
Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing?
Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it’s name implies, yet, oh, so sexy
WARNING: There are extreme sexual situations in this book.
This book was a short read. I'm guessing that this book was wrote in fun and nothing more. I honestly thought it was fake, cheesy, and so very unrealistic that I just kept shaking my head throughout the whole book. Yes I understand books can be fantasy and other types and not all are suppose to be like real life.
This book is mainly from the boyfriends point of view and what a view he gets. His name is Joel and Joel hears giggling coming from the kitchen so he sneaks up on the kitchen and he see's his girlfriend Teri and three of her friends doing Fellatio on banana's and he gets caught watching. One of Teri's friends has this bright idea that Teri shows them how she does this with Joel. Really? Now yes Teri could be into that but from things later on that happen I highly doubt it. So Teri decides sure why not. Joel is ok with this (well of course he is, no surprise there) but he wants a shower first and it has to be done in bed and if he had to be naked then everyone else has to be naked also. Hmm well I knew exactly what Joel was planning when he mentioned the bed and everyone had to be naked. As soon as they get into bed, it's a major orgy. One of the girls decide that it's ok to jump on Joel and get what she wants. Well Teri gets mad and throws this girl off of Joel and they fight on the floor. Well then Joel asks where Teri is and the girl says Teri went out of the bedroom and she locked the door. But a couple pages later, Teri opens the door with two police officers whose names are H. Orny (girl) and Officer Reddy (guy). How did Teri get into the bedroom?
The entire time Joel is worried about the old couple next door. I'm sorry no guy in their right mind is going to worry about the neighbors. They wouldn't even be on my mind.
Now remember all of this is my own opinion. You need to read this book to make up your own mind. I would be willing to read another book from this author because just because I don't like one book doesn't mean I won't like another one. Give the author a chance, you may like the story.
Barb gives Bananaz
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